A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said:  ''Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?''

The Pastor replied: 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.

Then the Man answered innocently: 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?'

The Pastor exclaimed "YESUU NA MARIA..!! Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian... Chaaaa lanyeee...! We definitely have services for all Christians here!!'

This is just an over the counter joke, do not spit fire for it please, sawa? Lighten up and TGIF!