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And Sardar's story goes on...

Boss: Where were you born? 
Sardar: India .. 
Boss: Which part? 
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.  

2 Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. 
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.  
Sardar: What is the name of your car? 
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. 
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.  

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening...
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.  

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. 
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. 

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! 
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?  

Sardar: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. 
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '  

In an interview 
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr... 
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.  

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Sardar: An old king's skeleton. 
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
 


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