An advice to those 'big mouthed' people 20/07/2010
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that, When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start, swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and, swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes, back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished, and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" credit & thanks to my friend Mg for sharing this. NOTE: As it always goes with an advice, you can take it or leave it, sawa? don't feel offended! Kama hutaki ushauri huo ni wa kijinga, uache hapo, shika njia yako, wende zako tu. La, wadhani ushauri wafaa kujaribu, uchukue, enda kautumie! CommentsKiboko Kateri 20/07/2010 4:52pm
Hii mbaya sana: Kwanza mwanaume mlevi, Je, Daktari aliyetoa ushauri huu ni mwanamke au mwanaume; Maana anaendeleza mfume dume ujinga. Vizuri agemshauri Mama kuita Polisi jamaa anapoleta fujo au kununu bunduki au mkuki. Daima ninachukia wanaume wenzangu walevi, mbaya zaidi anapoiga mkewe na kuletea watoto simanzi. Tabia ya aina hii tulimwingilia jirani yetu Manzese tumevaa vinyango 'ninja usoni" tukamtandika, maana laizoea akirudi malewa lazima atampiga mkewe; Siku hiyo tulimtandika viboko kumi, vibao vitano, na tukamvinya tumbo...mpka alitoa haja ndogo..mengine ahtuji kisha tulipotelea gizani; tangia wakati huo jirani yetu ni mstaharabu na sasa ni mtu mzima! Leave a Reply | Vitabu vya WatanzaniaBofya picha ya kitabu unachokitaka ili ujinunulie nakala
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