DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?
Okay.

 A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. The doctor says; Congratulations! You are going to become a father.

 THAT'S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.

 You say: But that baby is not mine. The girl says: He is the father of my baby.

 YOU GET MORE STRESSED.

 ...and to prove your innocence demand a DNA test. The police arrive, and a DNA test is done. The report comes in according to which you are infertile and can never become a father.
 
WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!

Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving home, then you start thinking; "at home I already have 2 kids. Whose are those??"

NOW THAT'S WHAT REAL STRESS ACTUALLY IS.