Just for laughs: English as a second language by Idde Ameni

This will put a smile to some of us whose English is a third if not fourth language (Mother tongue, National language, English/French/Portuguese/Arabic)

Here is a speech delivered by Idde Ameni at a sumptuous luncheon hosted by The Queen of UKerewe.
"my majesty Mr. Queen sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. i hereby thank you completely.

Mr. queen, sir, and also what he has done for me and my fellow Yganda who came with me. we have really eaten very much. and we are fed up completely.

and also very thanks you to keenly open up from all the windows; so that those plenty climates can come into to lunch.

but before i go back to my country with a plane from the 3ntebbe airport of Landan i wish to invitation you Mr. queen, to become home Yganda so that we can revenge on you. you will eat a full cow; and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. even when you want to rest at night i will make sure you sleep on top of me.
in the upstairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

But now i am sorry because i have to tell you that i have made a short call on you only. but next time i shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.
lastly but not list, i ask the band to play our inter national anthem of the republic of Yganda and also the Vritish inter national anthem. your Majesty sir, i Thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Yganda. with these few words i thank you, sir".
Send to other persons whom English is not their first language!